We in the NTI newsroom pride ourselves on our objectiveness and shortage of opinion, but for those of you who cannot abide the mewling condescension of Brian Cox who was presumably christened 'Professor' by his parents, as that is what we all must call him, will probably block out the number one hit of D:Ream (if there was ever a waste of a colon ...) 'Things Can Only Get Better'. Allegedly they had eight more top 40 hits, but a beer this fine weekend for anyone who can name one. Anyway, Professor was in that group and must now look back enviously on a career high.