The NTI Guide To Eating Out

If you are catching the sun between showers this weekend, spending time editing the contacts in your Hauwei to help the Chinese Secret Service know where to bug, ahead of booking a touch of casual dining on 00 Sunak from Monday, there are a number of changes you need to make. At NTI we like to offer more than news, we want to posit advice and opinion (and our glorious leader, Neil, has a limitless number of the latter, believing, for example, that no car should be allowed to be red apart from those made in Italy, and anyone who owns a leather sofa should be executed. Don't get him started on wearing sunglasses indoors, or ever wearing a baseball cap backwards).