Always Fresh Always Tasty A Bit Knackered

Billy and his mate Reg have a game they play some lunchtimes, if Reg's probation officer can meet him him in the morning and he can get an afternoon appointment down the Job Centre. How few bites can they take to demolish and swallow a Tandoori Chicken Baguette from Greggs? Billy is a player, but Reg has form and so far no-one can get close to his 'two-bites-and-its-gone-Tuesday'. Tracee wasn't there to witness the record-breaking event, but she was picking curry mayonnaise out of her keyboard for two weeks afterwards.