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I know some of you have been following Billy Get A Grip's progress since he left the UK for his Spanish holiday a couple of weeks ago and, without ready access to BBC's Crimewatch or private police channels, you won't be able to tell exactly where he is. Rest assured he has returned to Blighty and is in the final stages of working out his strategy for a return to work with his legal and probationary teams.