Jigsaw: There's A Piece Down The Back Of The Sofa

Michelle startled us all a little last Tuesday when she came into the office wearing a little jigsaw number. It was made up of several matching pieces of cardboard, with curved and straight edges but, rather alarmingly, 45 to 50 of them were missing in what can only be called 'strategic areas'. Us chaps, of course, just whistled, avoided eye contact, harrumphed and found the papers on our desks fascinating, but Aarati is a woman and a West Indian version at that, and prepared to call a fashion error a disaster zone.