Pizza Hut: Would You Like A CVA With That?

If you go into Pizza Hut in Shanghai (known as ZianShi) you can order this; truffle, duck and eel pizza (although we're not sure this comes with fries or a salad). I know the NTI newsroom has been known to flirt with the occasional hyperbole, but we kid you not, that was on the menu. We know because Neil has been there and told us that it was the kind of place where there was plastic food in the window and you wished the chicken had been chlorinated.