How Do You Like Your Powder? Wet or Dry?

Karl Marx had a fine beard, but it has to be said that he was a tad gloomy. He famously said, “The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope”, and wasn't really all in for capitalism generally. He is quoted as saying, “The bourgeoisie ..." (that's you, by the way) ..."wherever it has got the upper hand, has put an end to all feudal, patriarchal, idyllic relations." See? Gloomy.