Snookered By Covid-19

For those of you who attended a 'proper university', not one of those made up to make people feel better who went to the Polytechnic of Accessorize to study The History Of Michael Jackson, you may remember that it was said that anyone who was good at snooker got a 3rd class degree (or vice versa). NTI's Richard tells us that his highest break is eight, achieved when the black ball pinged in off two reds, he having previously sunk a red that was defying gravity by hanging perilously over a pocket waiting for someone to open the door of the snooker hall in which he was playing and the breeze to blow it down.