The main feature of keeping your finger on the pulse, is that you have to know where the pulse is and not where it used to be. The former applies to live, energetic professionals, the latter to, well, corpses. We in the NTI newsroom feared there might be a trail of corpses in Billy's wake when he appeared in the office, seething, this morning, so red was his mist. He had read that others in our glorious profession are claiming to have the best news service / updates / webinars and Billy, who holds the record for pushing herded peas up a hill with his nose, is a very proud man-boy.